You'll love my nuts.
(Notorious BIG - One More Chance)

A lot of interesting things happened on the weekend. Let's start with the garage sale. I had a joint garage sale with some friends on saturday and learned a couple of things.

1) Women value their junk more than men do. All the girls consistently priced their items significantly higher than the guys. I sold S' stereo for $5. I think the girls would've charged $15-20.

2) There isn't a price people won't negotiate. Someone tried negotiating 0.50 down to 0.15 on a glass picture frame.

Then that evening I went for a few drinks, dinner and then a comedy club. Sounds like a great date doesn't it? Too bad it was actually a coworker's bachelor party. Theme song for the party? --> I've had the time of my life. Worst bachelor party itinerary ever.

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Been watching a lot of infomercials lately and I have to admit, I really want a slap chop. Best quotes from the host -- "You're going to love my nuts!" and "We're gonna make America skinnier one slap at a time." Somewhere a fat kid is getting five across the eye.

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Has anyone received one of those chain mails lately where if you don't send it to x people, you'll die? I haven't seen one in ages. I'm thinking the last person who was suppose to send that on died. The chain had to end somewhere.